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| Resume? Do I really need this here anymore? I haven't wrote a proper resume in eight years. Usually what I do is walk into a joint where I want to work, drop my pants, do a few jumping jacks and lunges and push-ups, then walk out, get carted off to a holding cell, call up the lawyer, pay a fine and write an apology, then hit Craigslist for someone who needs a logo done for $50. It's a miracle I can afford this heroin habit, really.
Kidding. It's a crystal-meth habit. Heroin's, like, sooooooo 90's, y'know? Click up in the top-right corner there to download my spectacular resume in all its glory! CLIENTS |
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